|L-R - Kevin, The Bears|
(just in case you couldn't work out who was who)
Anyway, during the course of the evening a small teddy-bear came up for raffle. Everyone was piddling around bidding a fiver at a time.....and Tartarus, somewhat the worse for wear and feeling expansive, bid quite a lot and won the bear.
Some days later (when the fug of the evening had cleared and he was panicking about the emptiness of his wallet) he remembered about the bear, but could find no sign of it. 'Ah, said the bikers, the bear doesn't come home with you - he goes around the world. With the Army.'